Sunday, June 7

Jaymien : Azzz . Dont bluff la . LOLS . See your face like ahlian everytime slap boys de .
Amelia : LOLOL ? Sorry manxz i dont seems to understand your dialect . What exactly is ahlian ?
Jaymien : It means typical Chinese Singapore Girls gangsters . Err example , look in th mirror .
That's one .
Amelia : Oh my goodness ! (BLABLABLA) I see here and there donth typical singapore girl gangster at all . Im pretty sorry to have said that .
Jaymien : DENG ! Can you pull your skin and measure ? I wanna see is it thicker than elephant skin anot wahahas (: ! (BLABLABLA...)
Amelia : I tired to measure . It wasn't thick at all . It was like thinner than a piece of paper .
Oh gosh , im utterly disappointed and agitated with you . How can you say that and pollute a innocent girl's mind ?!
Jaymien : OMG ? Thin like a piece of paper lehz ! Your ruler is those small little ants use de ?
HAHAS ! You little girl mehz ? Look at your forehead , got wrinkles bodoh (:
Amelia : You're insulting me . Prepare to recieve my lawyer's letter ar . Im going to sue you to court . (BLABLABLA..)
Jaymien : Lets have a competition to see whose lawyer is better wahahas ! Hao le la , dont play le ba .
Amelia:Haha ! You better concede defeated la ! Otherwise , see you in court .
Jaymien:LOL . me pbt laa.
Amelia:What exactly is pbt ? I dont understand .
Jaymien : omg , stop !
Amelia :Unless you concede defeated !
Jaymien:LOL .fine fine . Good man dont fight with girls .
Amelia :Uh , shityou la ! You qood man i puke die le lah . Sorry lor you ar , cannot make it .
Jaymien:WTF . Many girls queueing up for me okays ? Fromn jurong to pasir ris lehz . Mai siao siao .
Dont be jealous uh(: Your suitors only from jurong west 5 head to 6head .
Amelia : Orh .


HAHA , nabei . He so bhb siaks . Cannot stand it manxz(: !
Walao ar , makes me puke siaks .
NOOOOOOB Jaymien .
LOSER *Thumbs down . !
LOL , lame siaks . But aku bored die le lah ): !

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